"Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck."
— Carla, Scrubs / S2 x Ep. 16 (via xrikachu)
That’s Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg
i’m done with everything
this is godly
why yall lettin niggas do this shit
the actual hell??!
y’all realize that’s amy pohler and will arnett. the actors. right?
This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.
"Who invented Cheetos and how?"
Cheetos were invented in the 1948 by Fritos creator Charles Elmer Doolin, who cooked early test batches in the Frito Company’s Dallas, Texas-based research and development kitchen. The cheese-flavored snack sold quickly, but Doolin did not have the production or distribution capacity to support a nationwide launch. This led Doolin to partner with potato chip businessman Herman W. Lay for marketing and distribution, and Cheetos were introduced nationally in the U.S. in 1948 along with a potato product called Fritatos. The success of Cheetos prompted Doolin and Lay to merge their two companies in 1961, forming Frito-Lay Inc. At the time, Cheetos was one of four large snack food brands produced by the company, which had annual revenues of $127 million. Frito-Lay merged with the Pepsi-Cola Company to form PepsiCo in 1965, prompting further distribution of Cheetos outside of North America.
There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time.
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
"always apologize but never be sorry"
— advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via seabelle)
i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:
- yes babe
- you’re cute
- of course i will bring you snacks
- my dick is 3 feet long
- you’re always right babe i’m sorry
- here, take my credit card
- I included you in my will
"I want all of my lasts to be with you."
— Untitled (via makelvenotwar)